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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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