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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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