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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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