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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Widget eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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