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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Widget eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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