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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Widget eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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