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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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