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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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