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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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