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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Gizmo eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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