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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Toby eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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