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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Toby eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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