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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Buddy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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