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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Luna eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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