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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Lola eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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