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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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