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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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