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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bella eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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