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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Poppy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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