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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Voldemort eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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