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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Voldemort eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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