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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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