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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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