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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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