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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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