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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Hermoine eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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