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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Hermoine eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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