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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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