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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Worf eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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