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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Spock eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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