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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bob eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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