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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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