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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rocky eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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