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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Sparky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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