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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Sparky eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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