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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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