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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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