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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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