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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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