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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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