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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Zeus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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