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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Loki eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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