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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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