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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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