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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Jelly eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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