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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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