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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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