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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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