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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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