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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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