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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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