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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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