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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Tilly eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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