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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Lola eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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