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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Teddy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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