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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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