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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pennywise eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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